SEEING ANIMALS ON MOON????

French astronomer Adrien Auzout 

had once considered building a telescope that was 

1,000 feet long

 in the 1600s. 

He thought the magnification

would be so great, he would see animals on the moon.

LAW OF MOTION

According to Newton's Law of Motion, 

when a car going 60 miles per hour in one direction gets 

hit by a mosquito going one mile per hour 

in the opposite direction, 

the car will slow down one-millionth of a mile per hour.

SHIT "_"

Annually you shake hand with 3 people who have 

masturbated 

and fail to wash hands.

DIGEST YOUR URINE

Doing Swimming four one Hour and you will 

digest 1/12 liters of your urine.

FUTURE BACKSTREET BOY

In the movie Edward Scissorhands 

In the scene Edward is being driven into town, the car

passes a house with children playing on a slip 'n'  slide 

on front lawn. The boy that seen running and sliding 

was future Backstreet Boy, Nick Carter.

FUNNY DENISH LANGUAGE

Believe it or not, but in Denmark "Fart-kontrol" means "speed check".

FAKE FATHERS

It is estimated that about 10% of children 

in genetic studies are "non paternities", meaning 10% of 

the kids in studies don't have the same 

biological father as we are told they have.

TRY FILMING ME AGAIN

The lion used in the Metro Goldwyn Mayer logo killed his trainer the next day after it was filmed.

WHAT A NUMBER TO DIAL

310-ASS-FACE 
is the phone number for a 
prominent Cedars-Sinai plastic surgeon 
in Beverly Hills.

PARAGON OF CLEANLINESS

Queen Elizabeth 

I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. 

She declared that 

she bathed once every three months, 

whether she needed it or not.